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Transmigrated To Another World: General, I'm Not Your White Moonlight
by ColorfulAutumnWind
A scientist, Duan Yixin, transmigrated into another world. She possessed the body of a sixteen-year-old girl but had not inherited any of her memories. With a broken marriage engagement and no money in her hand, she only wants to earn money peacefully. It's a pity that fate always plays tricks on people.When she thought she could finally live peacefully, she discovered that this world was not as simple as she thought. The man she rescued was the notorious ruthless general, and the woman who stol…
Why Are You Crying? Because I Married Your Mom After You Broke up with Me?
by A Small Purple Umbrella
Xu Wenping was forced into a blind date by his mother with a stunning CEO, Su Yurou, who was ten years older than him but still had a breathtaking figure and appearance.The two quickly fell in love, and everything seemed to be going well until they ended up in bed together. That was when Xu Wenping saw a photo of two women in Su Yurou's room—one was Su Yurou and the other was his ex-girlfriend from college!Xu Wenping asked, "Dear, who is this woman?"Su Yurou replied, "She is my daughter... oh wa…
Asked you to write a book, not to confess your criminal record!
by Cabbage, cabbage, ah
Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System.Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences.But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy!Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain...Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence.Before he knew it, his works became popul…
Not your typical baby mama
by Miabella265
All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man.But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not suppose…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Mr Alpha, I Am Not Your Typical Lady!
by Tina_Nwuba
“I, alpha Dylan, reject you, Anastasia, as my mate”. “An- and, I, Anastasia, accept your rejection, alpha Dylan”. I forced myself to say, before I ran away in tears. As soon as I arrived in my room and shut the door, I burst out laughing to my heart's content. “I can't believe this. Finally, Alpha Dylan is off my back!”. You may all be wondering why I am happy to be rejected by my mate, right? That's because I'm not the real Anastasia.
Not Your Typical Villianess
by MITCHIEWilliams
**Why Chase the Male Lead when you can get the second male lead*** After a freak accident, Su Liya a web novel enthusiast finds herself transmigrated into a popular Web series titled 'The Emperor's Cunning wife'. Like most transmigration novels out there she is transmigrated as a villainess. To be more precise Su Liya is transmigrated as the Villainess's maid and a small-time villainess also named Su Liya.Meanwhile, the main villainess Zhu Fengyin gets reborn years in the past at the major turni…
How to Raise Your Regressor
by Anit666
A Professional Transmigrator meets a newbie Regressor.❄️❄️❄️He lived an average, fulfilling life and died of old age. The next moment, he opened his eyes as the Princess of Asmaria.While looking forward to his new life, he died again.And so began his 151,897,914th life as Samur Eckart.Samur is a Professional Transmigrator- or so he says, as he gets transmigrated into a new world every time he dies.However, each time, his memories return only moments before his death. If he successfully survives,…
Reborn as a Mom
by MiaoMiao11
Ira, a cold arrogant tyrant wanted to stand at the top of the ladder at all cost which included even her family.In the end, all she got was desolation...She left her husband,And everyone left her one by one.Her child, her Father, her brother, and her mother...Reborn a decade before at a turning point of her life, she was given a second chance.She was pregnant again…'The two lines on the result window of the pregnancy strip which felt like prison bars in my last life will be my wings this time.'S…
Mom is mine
by Hassy_101
If you were told to choose between the child you watched grow up under your tutelage and your biological child whom you just met, who would you choose? **********Mi Du: "Third Young Master Mo, Your older brother (Mo Lingtian) is about to propose to the love of your life"Mo Ting jolted and screamed: "Impossible!! my older brother cannot do that to me!!" ***********Mo Lingtian: "She was betrothed to me even before she was born. What are you to come in between us? you have stayed too long at home, …
Confess System: Picking Up Girls After Girls, Try Not to Get Killed!
by POWER_
【Brain battles + leveling up + girls chasing + mild suspenseful reasoning. 】"I can read minds and I understand psychology. I can identify everything and even predict my own death. However, if no girl confesses to me every 30 days, I will die. The good news is, I've successfully picked up many girls. The bad news is, the girls who can't have me are starting to go to extremes. If anyone sees this message, please call an ambu——#$%^&*(……"---steady update. 2 chapters per day xD…
Your Not So Ordinary Villain
by bluerabyss
A millennium had passed, and everything had lost its meaning in his eyes. Many heroes emerged from generation to generation, but he stood the test of time. That was his life, waiting for someone to come along and defeat him, but no one did. Nobody dared. Nobody tried. How can he allow this to happen? With the aid of his magic, he rose from his throne and set out into another world in search of excitement and, perhaps, a worthwhile adventure.What would happen if this last boss decided to venture …
Dad, Please Try a Little Harder
by Dr. Silver
After the college entrance examination, Qian Quan was preparing to confess his love to his goddess, but he could only watch as she was taken away by a rich second generation classmate. At this moment, he awakened the "Like Father Like Son" system. [Ding, the system detected that your father won a bonus of 3,000 yuan, rewarding you with 30,000 yuan!] [Ding, the system detected that your father is practicing Wing Chun, rewarding you with the Grandmaster-level Wing Chun technique!] [Ding, the syste…
A Husband For Killer Mom
by VorstinStory
Blurp:What kind of husband punishes his wife by spanking her ass? An insane and sadistic husband!"How long are you going to punish me?!""I'm done with your punishment a while ago."Qiao Anxia jerked in a fury and immediately rose to her feet while tidying up her one-piece dress. Her hands touched her buttocks without realizing it, feeling the heat from the man's punishment. She didn't know if this burning feeling was from Richard's unpainful spanking or for another reason...How she wished she cou…
To Color Your Life
by Anya_Nesh
"If you are so worried about my fate, I will marry the first man I meet!" Emily hung up and muted the phone. The conversation with her grandmother was over. She turned around and bumped into the man behind her."I agree!" the stranger declared with a joyous smile."What do you agree to?" she did not understand.“What do you mean, what? If I understood everything correctly, you just promised your grandma that you would marry the first person you meet. And, I guess, that first person you meet happens…
BETWEEN CEO AND SINGLE MOM
by Knisa
The meeting she had been waiting for five years vanished and turned into a catastrophe in her life.A beautiful plan designed by Cheery to spend a romantic evening with her childhood sweetheart and best friend- Devano, she had to let go of tears due to an unexpected technical error.Her virginity was snatched away by a man she did not know who caused her separation from Devano due to her pregnancy. Cheery then goes away from Devano's life.Years later, Cheery returns to her hometown in search of a …
Try Begging
by serenaserenity
Cara paling kejam untuk menghancurkan musuh adalah membuat mereka jatuh cinta.“Sally, kau wangi.”Kapten Leon Winston—monster kasar yang bersembunyi di balik kulit seorang bangsawan yang anggun dan berwibawa. Ia bukanlah pria terhormat, melainkan bajingan menyedihkan yang hanya bergairah pada bau darah dari ruang penyiksaan para pelayan.Namun, begitu namanya meluncur dari bibir seorang mata-mata tentara revolusioner disertai jeritan, ia berubah menjadi anjing liar yang haus akan pemiliknya.“Aku m…
Once Your Wife, Now Your Step mom
by Nafisat_Blanca
“What do you think you are doing with my father?” Henry asked in panic.“Giving him a son he would be proud of,” I replied with a slight smile.•••The famous Musk family were known for their riches and prestige, but mostly because Hozier Musk, who came from nothing, had made a name for himself. Along the line, he realized his sons had become arrogant with his wealth. So he decided to put them to a test.He disappeared from their lives for eight years, but he gave his son a task, and whoever won wou…
Mom, Try to Remember Me
by _sparklingvelvet
One gloomy night.One unfortunate vehicular accident.That was all that Meera could remember.But the little one that stood before her—one with burly hair and unkempt face—called out, "Mom, are you okay now?"She had never been this confused and afraid before. As the doctors around her tried to calm her down, explaining briefly that was involved in an accident a few days ago and that she would probably recover her memories in a few days or so, she still refused to believe that a twenty-four-year-old…
Want to Try If It Hurts?
by Violet Morn
My brother has money, I don’t have money.Every day I send product links to my brother, asking him to pay for me.Once, the message went through, but the razor's link didn’t."The first time doesn’t hurt, it’s very clean."After a while, my brother's voice was hoarse as he sent me a voice message:"Want to try if it hurts?"